Tuesday, August 08, 2006
P846 CFJ
Couple of pointers for future reference that I'd like to give to the driver of this silver Rover...
1) a queue of traffic will NOT move any faster the more you shout and swear at the driver in front of you.
2) attempting to overtake me by driving in a right-turn-only lane will not get you in front of me. The only outcome possible in this situation is you're going to really piss me off and I'll spend the rest of the time you're behind me driving really slowly.
Were you really as angry as you appeared to be? God I hope so - you miserable shit.
1) a queue of traffic will NOT move any faster the more you shout and swear at the driver in front of you.
2) attempting to overtake me by driving in a right-turn-only lane will not get you in front of me. The only outcome possible in this situation is you're going to really piss me off and I'll spend the rest of the time you're behind me driving really slowly.
Were you really as angry as you appeared to be? God I hope so - you miserable shit.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
N255 HMB
This blonde doesn't so much deserve an entry on this site as she deserves an entire website dedicated to her and her antics, all while driving a blue Clio - suggesting that she was probably a hairdresser or something like that.
She must have been late for something as she was driving rather fast, squealing her tyres when pulling away from a standstill and such like. We were behind her for about 15 minutes and saw quite clearly that she was putting on her makeup, doing her hair - you know, the sort of girly things that girls like to do, usually BEFORE they leave the house. This led to at least 3 occasions where her car swerved onto the other side of the road which would have caused absolute mayhem had anything been coming in the opposite direction, seeing as we were travelling at around 60-70MPH.
Should she ever actually read this article I can't finish this post without mentioning the fact that as she was using her rear view mirror while doing her make-up / hair / etc., it was angled in such a way so that I could see right down her top. And for that, whoever you are, I thank you very much - great tits :o)
She must have been late for something as she was driving rather fast, squealing her tyres when pulling away from a standstill and such like. We were behind her for about 15 minutes and saw quite clearly that she was putting on her makeup, doing her hair - you know, the sort of girly things that girls like to do, usually BEFORE they leave the house. This led to at least 3 occasions where her car swerved onto the other side of the road which would have caused absolute mayhem had anything been coming in the opposite direction, seeing as we were travelling at around 60-70MPH.
Should she ever actually read this article I can't finish this post without mentioning the fact that as she was using her rear view mirror while doing her make-up / hair / etc., it was angled in such a way so that I could see right down her top. And for that, whoever you are, I thank you very much - great tits :o)
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
BK51 EXF & K94 NAM
You know that whole "blonde = dumb" thing that's been going for as long as the sky has been blue? For years mankind has struggled to find absolute proof of this, but today I bring you not one but TWO perfect examples.
You see, the driver of each of these two cars was blonde.
They were also both seen, at a petrol station, smoking a cigarette.
AT THE SAME TIME.
Seriously, what are the odds of two people that stupid being in the same place, at the same time, doing something as amazingly ignorant as that?
You see, the driver of each of these two cars was blonde.
They were also both seen, at a petrol station, smoking a cigarette.
AT THE SAME TIME.
Seriously, what are the odds of two people that stupid being in the same place, at the same time, doing something as amazingly ignorant as that?
Thursday, July 06, 2006
L330 SVC
Another white van, another nutsack of a driver.
Not quite sure what it is with people that drive white vans that makes some of them act like obnoxious, self-centered shits - but another quality example of this reared its head just the other day when this guy dodged across 3 lanes of a traffic island, only to drift back across to the lane he was originally in as he exited, causing several other cars to swerve to avoid him.
Nice work - keep 'em coming...
Not quite sure what it is with people that drive white vans that makes some of them act like obnoxious, self-centered shits - but another quality example of this reared its head just the other day when this guy dodged across 3 lanes of a traffic island, only to drift back across to the lane he was originally in as he exited, causing several other cars to swerve to avoid him.
Nice work - keep 'em coming...
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
T743 ARE
Ok, now it's certainly not every day that I shout at another car while I'm not even driving, but in this case I made an exception.
While a friend of mine was driving straight across a traffic island, this arsehole decided to pull out in front of us at such a slow speed (we're talking about 5-10mph here) that we thought he would realise we were there and stop. Remember though, this blog is about people showing a complete lack of common sense and this guy didn't dissapoint. He carried on straight across in front of us, causing much heavy braking, squealing of tyres and a close call with the car behind nearly rear-ending us too.
Seriously. If you EVER see a silver Corsa while you're out driving - check the number plate. If it's this guy, get out of his way. Quickly. Before he kills himself, and takes you with him.
While a friend of mine was driving straight across a traffic island, this arsehole decided to pull out in front of us at such a slow speed (we're talking about 5-10mph here) that we thought he would realise we were there and stop. Remember though, this blog is about people showing a complete lack of common sense and this guy didn't dissapoint. He carried on straight across in front of us, causing much heavy braking, squealing of tyres and a close call with the car behind nearly rear-ending us too.
Seriously. If you EVER see a silver Corsa while you're out driving - check the number plate. If it's this guy, get out of his way. Quickly. Before he kills himself, and takes you with him.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
DV53 WTR
White vans. They've got a bit of a reputation dont they... "Driven by arseholes" is probably a common criticism. To be fair I'm not in a position to argue, having had a white van being driven on behalf of Dodd Group (www.doddgroup.com) pull out in front of me on a traffic island the other day.
Obviously feeling that he'd not done enough to piss me off, the driver of this vehicle then decided that he needed to cut me up and pull across into my lane as I was about to overtake him - despite the fact that there were no other cars in the lane that he was already in.
However I would like to thank the driver - I'd been gagging to nail someone driving like a twat in a company vehicle since I started this site, and was beginning to lose hope of it ever happening.
Obviously feeling that he'd not done enough to piss me off, the driver of this vehicle then decided that he needed to cut me up and pull across into my lane as I was about to overtake him - despite the fact that there were no other cars in the lane that he was already in.
However I would like to thank the driver - I'd been gagging to nail someone driving like a twat in a company vehicle since I started this site, and was beginning to lose hope of it ever happening.
Monday, July 03, 2006
R24 WOJ
Phew!! That was a close one!!
I almost didn't see this bright red Metro (well you know, it was a Rover Whatever but let's face it, rebadge it all you like it's STILL a sodding Metro) and am eternally grateful to the driver who had thoughtfully put on their fog lamps to ensure that I'd be able to see them due to obviously poor visibility.
I mean, with it being 9pm in the middle of summer and there being barely a cloud in the sky I could have very easily drove straight into it, was it not for the burning feeling that I got in my fucking retinas that alerted me to another vehicle on the road.
Thanks.
I almost didn't see this bright red Metro (well you know, it was a Rover Whatever but let's face it, rebadge it all you like it's STILL a sodding Metro) and am eternally grateful to the driver who had thoughtfully put on their fog lamps to ensure that I'd be able to see them due to obviously poor visibility.
I mean, with it being 9pm in the middle of summer and there being barely a cloud in the sky I could have very easily drove straight into it, was it not for the burning feeling that I got in my fucking retinas that alerted me to another vehicle on the road.
Thanks.
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